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Author: | mrokern [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:44 pm ] |
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Scott A wrote: mrokern wrote: Maybe the cops thought the goat was a ROUS. I don't believe they exist. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die. |
Author: | JonnyB [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:16 pm ] |
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Based on the photo, they shouldn't have killed it. There's no magazine in the goat's rifle; he was unarmed! jb |
Author: | mrokern [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:23 pm ] |
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JonnyB wrote: Based on the photo, they shouldn't have killed it. There's no magazine in the goat's rifle; he was unarmed! jb Nah, rule 1 always applies. Even for goats. |
Author: | Andrew Rothman [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:39 pm ] |
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mrokern wrote: Scott A wrote: mrokern wrote: Maybe the cops thought the goat was a ROUS. I don't believe they exist. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die. Unfortunately, with today's no-knock warrants, "Have fun storming the castle, boys!" just plain isn't funny. |
Author: | mrokern [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:41 pm ] |
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Andrew Rothman wrote: mrokern wrote: Scott A wrote: mrokern wrote: Maybe the cops thought the goat was a ROUS. I don't believe they exist. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die. Unfortunately, with today's no-knock warrants, "Have fun storming the castle, boys!" just plain isn't funny. Gives new meaning to "brute squad". |
Author: | jac714 [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:18 pm ] |
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Andrew Rothman wrote: What is "an ethnic processor"? Knowing n othing except it was a goat to be processed in a specific way I would hazard a guess that the goat was for the Somali/Ethiopian/Oromo market. East african Muslims, they eat a lot of goat and Halal much like Kosher requires specific kill/butcher methods. |
Author: | joelr [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:32 pm ] |
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Andrew Rothman wrote: What is "an ethnic processor"? |
Author: | Traveler [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:07 pm ] |
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Andrew Rothman wrote: What is "an ethnic processor"? Hebrew National comes to mind. However, in this case I believe that a different religious/ethnic group might come into play. From what I hear, the process goes like this: Lock the animal into a cockpit mockup. Forceably enter said cockpit and slice the animal across the throat with a small pocket box-cutter. Then all those involved dance around, chant religious verses, and pretend that the cockpit is falling into a rural Pennsylvania field. Yes, I am sure it goes something like that. |
Author: | mrokern [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:14 pm ] |
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Traveler wrote: Andrew Rothman wrote: What is "an ethnic processor"? Hebrew National comes to mind. However, in this case I believe that a different religious/ethnic group might come into play. From what I hear, the process goes like this: Lock the animal into a cockpit mockup. Forceably enter said cockpit and slice the animal across the throat with a small pocket box-cutter. Then all those involved dance around, chant religious verses, and pretend that the cockpit is falling into a rural Pennsylvania field. Yes, I am sure it goes something like that. I still maintain that allowing armed citizens on a plane (yeah right, like that will ever be allowed) would have resulted in a bunch of dead terrorists plus two still-standing skyscapers. |
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